I've attempted to reference The Doors here. Get it?
Bimbo #1: "So like I went to the bank today and it took like 10 minutes because they had to run a background check on my check and I was like 'what the hell?'.''
Bimbo #2: "Were they running a background check on you or the person who wrote the check?"
Bimbo #1: "Umm no like I was literally legitimately in the bank for like 7 whole minutes because the lady had to run a background check on my check."
Bimbo #2: "Oh"
Bimbo #1 "So like I didn't have time to eat cuz it took sooo long so I had to get a flatbread sandwich from McDonalds and it was sooooo gross!"
Bimbo #2: "Omg I heard they were gross! Ugh, so weird."
Senario 2
A few minutes after taking a quiz...
Bimbo #1: "Cheater cheater pumpkin eater."
Bimbo #2: "That doesn't even make any sense what does cheating have to do with eating pumpkins?"
Bimbo #1: "Idk it's just a saying."
Bimbo #2: "But like, who eats pumpkins? Blah!"
The saddest thing about this "conversation" if you can call it that is it happened in my 400 level psychophysiological recording class. Aren't neuro-scientists supposed to be smart?
Senario 2
At work as cashier:
Me: "What kind of burger do you have?"
Customer looking at me like I asked him the stupidest question in the world: "Ummm it's just a regular cheeseburger."
Ok listen. I do not have the see-through vision. My eyes cannot pierce through the aluminum wrapping around your burger. You know how many differently priced burgers we sell here? Seven. So don't make me out to be the idiot.
Bimbo #1: "Cheater cheater pumpkin eater."
Bimbo #2: "That doesn't even make any sense what does cheating have to do with eating pumpkins?"
Bimbo #1: "Idk it's just a saying."
Bimbo #2: "But like, who eats pumpkins? Blah!"
The saddest thing about this "conversation" if you can call it that is it happened in my 400 level psychophysiological recording class. Aren't neuro-scientists supposed to be smart?
Senario 2
At work as cashier:
Me: "What kind of burger do you have?"
Customer looking at me like I asked him the stupidest question in the world: "Ummm it's just a regular cheeseburger."
Ok listen. I do not have the see-through vision. My eyes cannot pierce through the aluminum wrapping around your burger. You know how many differently priced burgers we sell here? Seven. So don't make me out to be the idiot.
Senario 3
Customer: "I have fries and a glass of water."
Me: "Well thank God you told me. I thought that was Vodka that you got out of the drink dispenser, and that would have been expensive."
Customer: "I have fries and a glass of water."
Me: "Well thank God you told me. I thought that was Vodka that you got out of the drink dispenser, and that would have been expensive."
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