1) I'm in Penn Station walking toward the 123 trains and I stop to listen to these two flustered women yelling at each other. They yell to a random guy asking how to get to the LIRR. He says to go towards the 8th and 34th entrance. A total lie. It's so wrong, that man sent those women in the complete opposite direction, on purpose. I stood there and tried to yell to them "wait, that is so wrong!" But I didn't yell loud enough so only two passersby heard me and they laughed.
2) Its raining out. I am walking toward Penn Station. I am trying to duck under Duane Reade for some shelter because of course I don't have an umbrella seeing as I tend to break every umbrella I come across. But I can't duck under Duane Reade because all the people with umbrellas are ducking under Duane Reade. Ummm hello?? You have an umbrella!! No need to look for additional shelter people!! Gawd! Everyone is so inconsiderate.
3) I've never thought seriously about dying before until Tuesday when we had to watch The Partridge Family in the office during lunch. Until Tuesday I had been complaining about having to watch Dynasty during lunch. I had no idea that it could get worse. In fact, I'm convinced that the only thing worse than Dynasty is in fact, The Partridge Family.
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