So Do I

I am walking back to my apartment today and I see this guy with this truck with these big pimp wheels playing pimp music. He pulls his car near the sidewalk, right next to a no parking sign. His car is not parallel to the sidewalk, it is diagonal, thus his car is partially in a driving lane, impeding traffic. He parks the car. His friend is walks by and goes "Dude, do you just do whatever the fuck you want?" And he goes, "yeah dude."