Quatro Crazy

After last Friday night, I resolved to stop mixing different types of alcohol. So I started out at Chumleys last night and I told myself I was going to pick one type of alcohol and stick to it. Like an idiot, the first drink I ordered was a Malibu rum type-concoction. So dumb. So so dumb, because you can't just order that wherever you go and it's not cheap or on special. But I had the opportunity to make a bad decision so of course I took it.

After Chums, we moseyed over to Pickles where we ordered pitchers of beer.  Resolution out the window. After Pickles, more pitchers at Cafe. At Cafe we met up with some of Melissa's guy friends that I didn't know. We all got to talking and Melissa told me to tell the green sidewalk story. So I did, and mid-story one of the guys goes "Oh my God, that was you? Wow. It's an honor, I can't believe I'm meeting you." He shakes my hand. And then we decide it's imperative that we go back to their apartment to play Quarters. But first we have to buy beer...

Now here's where it gets impressive. I'm in a bottle shop. I can really only buy beer. I shouldn't be able to screw this up. The odds are more than in my favor that I'm going to buy beer and everything's going to be alright. But lets be real, according to the law of science or something I physically cannot make a good decision. So I decide that I should get Four Loco because 1) I've never had it before and 2) this automatically means it's on the bucket list.

Cut to playing Quarters with Four Loco. It's not pretty. It's a lot more Four Loco than I ever needed in my system. Needless to say things get crazy, cheese fries get involved, as does the movie Clerks 2 (apparently my suggestion although I've never expressed a sober affliction for the movie Clerks at all let ALONE Clerks 2). And by the end of the night I've vommed in their kitchen sink.  I was mortified the next morning.

When telling this to Melissa the next day she comfortingly says"Eh, it's alright.  Remember the party you had when someone peed in your cat litter box?  That was them.  Payback's a bitch."