Pies In A Can

As some of you know, in 5th grade I invented something called "Pies In A Can." It's 3 little pies in one easy to open can that can be a snack that you bring to school or work. My invention came complete with a theme song: "Pies in a can! Pies in a can! We're gonna eat 'em as fast as we can! Gooooo Pies! IIIIIInnn a can!

I was in stews today and lo and behold what do I see? Pies in a can!!! What the hell?? That's my invention! The government stole my idea! They must have heard me talking and since they have the means to implement my ideas they did it before I could!! I'm so angry! That was going to be my golden ticket, I was gonna be rich! Ugh! The man has once again kicked me down.