Mutant Squirrel

Alright so I go to put gas in my car and I only have cash so I go to prepay. I walk in and tell the cashier that I'm the red car on pump number 6 and I hand him 5 dollars...to which he responds: "uh....oh, wait, do you want to prepay?" No, no I don't want to prepay, I just came in here and I really wanted to tell someone that I have a red car that is parked by pump number 6 and I was SO grateful that you listened to me that I decided that you deserved 5 dollars.

On a lighter note, as I left work today, a squirrel ran past and on second glance I stopped dead in my tracks for the squirrel looked like a mutant. It had a huge, tumor-like jaw and a second tale. This had also captured the attention of a guy passing by. We just looked at each other and then I asked him if he thought the squirrel was a mutant. He said he thought the squirrel had a dead baby squirrel in its mouth. Either way, I'm disturbed. The squirrel scenario up in State College is freaky. I sometimes think Jess Scuito was onto something when she would tell everyone that squirrels were plotting our demise and were going to take over the world, that they were saving up pennies and all that.  This was clearly the logical explanation as to why a squirrel once grabbed her quarter that was on a nearby table. They're saving up!