Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Carnivoreclubs.com Because The West Wasn't Won on Salad

So pretty much everyone in the IES program is the dumbest person I´ve ever met. Ok not everyone, but I´ve had too many run-ins with morons for it to be coincidence.

For example and this is a true story, this is a direct quote from class today:

Professor: "Has anyone heard of Hermeneutics?"
Bimbo: "Hermits?"
Professor: "Hermeneutics."

Did she really think the professor was asking us if we had ever heard of hermits? Really? I mean REALLY? Come on. Not that this class is the most intellectually challenging class, I mean the professor keeping putting the word ´science´ in air-quotes: "science," but still we do all attend college or "college" perhaps in her case.

And then my roommate was telling me about her Oceanography class and how when asked why they were in the class one girl responded "I´m here because I love going to the beach."
Because when it comes down to it marine scientists actually just like to go tanning.

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